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so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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