I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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