Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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