NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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