I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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