That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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