Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Don't make out with my wife yet
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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