Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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