If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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