yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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