'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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