New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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