I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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