Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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