She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize