oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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