he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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