I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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