Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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