Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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