Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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