Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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