So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
where am i from again
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well I just put wine in my tea
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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