Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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