This girl is more easily done than said...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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