everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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