wat bout pragnant strippers??
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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