I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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