Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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