420 ftw
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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