My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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