There was a lot of him and a little penis
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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