im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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