I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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