i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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