Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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