whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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