I skipped work to stalk him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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