its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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go home
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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