I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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