i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.