is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
