don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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