Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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