You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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