How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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