You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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