I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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