She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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