I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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