8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine