well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.