One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.