His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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