They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
