if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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