At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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